Satirical Icing on the Cake of Life

Friday, October 13, 2006

The Ever-Unoriginal Yet Important Introduction

Well, I suppose I should probably give you some idea, or ideas, as to what I plan to use this blog for. Ideally, I am going to relay to you, the reader, random events that I have borne witness to, and "discuss" them. Of course by discuss, I mean criticize or otherwise completely laugh at said event.

Thus, with that said, I advise those of you incapable of appreciating wit and/or dry/critical humor to veer away from any posts in this blog. However, at some time to be declared at a later date (i.e., whenever I get around to it), there will be other random blogs of less cynical/satirical natures.

Also, I have included in my profile, I believe, a means of contacting me. Please, do not abuse this. Abuse, in this sense, refers to using said modes of contact to attack me out of "e-rage," or to do anything other than civilly address your concerns/comments on a blog that I have published. For future reference, any act as defined in the previous sentence will be hence forth referred to as "doing/did something stupid." For example: Joe sends me a message, "...omg lyk, I hate j00. Ur blog is dum..." Joe "did something stupid.") Ideally, this shouldn't happen, but I fear it is bound to.

So, until I blog next, I leave you with a quote:

We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true. -- Robert Wilensky


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